Hi, I am 18 years old and have just entered college. We have our college fresher party next week and we have been asked to come with really funny party quotes. I have looked through the Internet but couldn’t find any that I could use. Please suggest a few party quotes that are funny, interesting and thought provoking. For instance, “When you invite the whole world to your party, eventually someone pees in the beer.” It would be really helpful if you could help me with a quote that is not only funny but also makes me popular with my seniors.