Had too many client calls? De-stress, laugh and feel invigorated again!
Concerned Mother: Son, aren`t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Son: Yes, mother. I realise that I have married the wrong woman!
A smart elementary school teacher sent the following note to the parents of her students on the first day of school: If you promise not to believe everything that your child says is happening at school, I too will promise not to believe everything the child says is happening at home!
Needless to say, she had a trouble-free time from parents!
Read the story of Cinderella? Why couldn`t Cinderella be a good soccer player?
She lost her shoe, ran away from the ball and her coach was a pumpkin!
A man advertised in a newspaper: Wife wanted.
He was hounded by mails and letters and they all had the same message: Take Mine!