When Mars and Venus take the plunge, they are bound to make waves.
So, how do you maintain cosmic balance?
Make a pact with your loved one. Packed with good sense.

He says:

• The remote control is MINE. You will not try to separate us.
• Never ask me trick questions like this: "Do I look fat?" If you do, I have the right to remain silent!
• Do not initiate conversation during these times: Football on ESPN, Tendulkar on the pitch and Schumacher burning rubber.
• Shopping together? A root canal would be better, thanks!
• I value a woman with brains, someone who has a strong opinion… as long as it's my opinion!
• You will respect my appreciation for the wonders of nature beautiful women.
• You can nag. But don't nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag…

She says:

• You will not shy away from meaningful conversations. And your answers will exceed monosyllables and indistinguishable grunts.
• My culinary skills should never be compared to your mother's. On rare occasions, should this happen, remember who gets to be with you…
• Should you leave your wet towel lying around, God help you!
• You will not flirt and pass it off as "polite conversation".
• Memorise this answer: "Of course you look thinner and better than her".
• You are still manly to me if you stop to ask for directions.
• Leave the toaster to the experts you'll still be my hero with the light bulb.

Hey! This is all pure fun, ok? Love is fun. Don't get all serious and miss the lighter, brighter moments in life.

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