Gleaned from the Net and recommended for circulation, these jokes are "seasonal" and pure fun. Laugh. In the spirit of Christmas. Have fun at your Christmas party!
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter, "D".
What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you!
What do reindeer have that no other animal on earth has?
Baby reindeer.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost.
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A porcupine.
How does Mickey Mouse get around during the winter?
Mice skates.
Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What happened when Santa's cat swallowed a ball of yarn?
She had mittens.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With a North Pole-aroid camera.
What would a Japanese tourist in Alaska wear?
An Eskimono.
What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.
Who carries all of Santa's books?
His books elf. (book shelf)
What do you call a polar bear that steals icebergs from other polar bears?
An ice-burglar.
How do you know if there is a reindeer in your refrigerator?
The hoofprints in the butter!
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