Women. They're pretty, they're pithy and they can put a point across pretty well.
Life is all about - not taking it too seriously. Read on..
Lesley Boone:
I tried to commit suicide by sticking my head in the oven, but there was a cake in it.
Elayne Boosler:
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Billie Burke:
Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
Lillian Carter:
(at age 85) Sure, I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself someday.
Cher:
The trouble with some women is they get all excited about nothing - and then they marry him.
Bette Davis:
(On being told that her death was rumoured) With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.
Marlene Dietrich:
Most women set out to try to change a man, and once they have changed him they don't like him.
Linda Ellerbee:
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?
Jane Fonda:
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
Zsa Zsa Gabor:
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Katharine Hepburn:
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
Dorothy Parker:
(Suggested for her tombstone) This one is on me.
Roseanne Barr:
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Ivern Boyett:
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Agatha Christie:
"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
